Jogger At Heart Gifts

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Banana Split...

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Women in a cross country race

Jogging Bottoms

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Running

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Jogging...

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Health

Treadmillstone

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Teddy jogging

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."