Jogger At Heart Gifts

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Women in a cross country race

Jogging Bottoms

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Jogging...

Running

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Health

Treadmillstone

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Teddy jogging