Joyful Jogger Gifts

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Running

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Last day of home school.