Speedster With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'You know you are having a senior moment when you have to explain that you were speeding because you had to get to where you were going before you forgot where you were going.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'Think Basics.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Ducks crossing.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Speed Checked by Radar.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

"I'll race you the last inch."

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.