Speedster Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Do you have to say 'cheese' every time we pass a speed camera?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Runner going through hurdles.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Graduate

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Think Basics.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'