Speedster Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

'Do you have to say 'cheese' every time we pass a speed camera?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Think Basics.'

Graduate

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field