Quirky Jogger Pillows

Jogger with a record player.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Robber on treadmill

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

The circular nature of running wear.

Fringe festival

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"He's out jogging."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Cross Fit