Festive Jogger Gifts

Christmas tree for runners.

Night of the Latkes

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Are we having fun yet?'

Ice-Cube-IV

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Santa Claws...

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Happy New Year

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Skiing

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Rudolph Red Light District

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Santa's Sleigh Accident

Seated Elephant

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"