Jungle Jogger Gifts

Seated Elephant

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Ready Mum?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Jogging...

Crow and fox

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Fast Food Dieter

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Ecotourism.

Spider's Web Trampoline

Treadmillstone

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Teddy jogging

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Manhattan Woods

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"It must be still charging."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'