Jungle Juggler Gifts

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Gardening Companions

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Children's Parties

Work/Life Balance

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Ready Mum?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Ecotourism.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"It must be still charging."

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

Inbox and Outbox

Children.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

Seated Elephant

Modern animal communication

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."