Journey Juggler Gifts

Good/Terrible

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Took On Too Much

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'