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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Took On Too Much

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Stress

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Monday around 9PM.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'