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"Charlie, this is my old friend Will Griswold. He's on a busman's holiday."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Brickie's Mate

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

No petting in the pool!

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"Better than Chekhov"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."