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'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Night of the Latkes

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Ice-Cube-IV

"The cookies are always stale."

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

NSA is coming to town.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Skiing