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'Bless you!'

"The cookies are always stale."

'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'