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'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

Time Run

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

"This is our new time manager"

"I'm aware you called to say you'd be late, but that was nine months ago!"

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"I'm sorry we give you too much work to do in a day, but we're trying to fix that problem."

Stressed over time management (colour)

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Of course I'm late for my appointment! -- Last time, you told me to slow DOWN!'

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

Juggling time

"What's wrong with Dad? He says the days aren't big enough to do everything he needs to do."

Stressed over time management

'Why I was late for work'

'Radke, I understand you're good at managing time.'

'So, how long will this take?'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

I love deadline pressure

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."

"Your 1:00, 1:02, 1:04,1:06....appointments are here."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"I have to go, I have only an hour to finish this report."

"He can see you around 2024-ish."

"I had to skip my workout."

Deadline Clock