Journey Jokers Gifts

"Oh, bugger!"

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Santa School.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Airbnb?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Backseat driver...'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Born Cynical,,,,

The bus home.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Modern animal communication

Pinata Pranks

The overly travelled road

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

You Should Be Here

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'