Travel Jokers Gifts

"Could you dig your knees into the back of my seat a little higher and to the left."

Viagra Falls.

"Airbnb?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'Has anyone seen Rory? He should be back from his break in Essex by now.'

'Your luggage is on the other side of the world but if it's any consolation it's the monsoon season over there!'

Missing Persons: 'He took one of those 'Go now- Pay later' vacations and he never came back.'

'Hold it right there, Buster!'

It gets worse. Later they start selling scratch cards.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Airport Security.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Tourist

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Distance to horizon varies.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Desert Roundabout

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Artist Painting his Television.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"You heading south again this summer?"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."