Tourist Joker Gifts

"I got his nose."

Night of the Latkes

Snowmen Around The World...

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's my helper trout!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Desert Roundabout

Ice-Cube-IV

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"