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Night of the Latkes

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's my helper trout!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Distance to horizon varies.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Desert Roundabout

Ice-Cube-IV

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Santa Claws...

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.