Road-trip Joker T-Shirts

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Bicycle Sidecar.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Desert Roundabout

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Honk if you're holy.

Road work next 15 years.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Farts.

?50 speed sign

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"