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Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"Dad, Baldo touched me!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Valet park only"

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tourist

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Confused drivers

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Honk if you're holy.

Route 666.

Road work next 15 years.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Farts.

Do not pass.