Road Trip Jester Gifts

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"Dad, Baldo touched me!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Valet park only"

Tourist

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Confused drivers

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Honk if you're holy.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

Route 666.

Road work next 15 years.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Farts.