Travel Jesters Gifts

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It's my helper trout!"

Tourist

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Airbnb?"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

Tedium Tours.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'