Outdoor Jesters Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Banana Arcade Game

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

No, I'm not asking you to declare the witness hostile, you honor. Can you just declare him

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Do you have a plan B if you can't find work as a frivolous suit litigator?'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'