Outdoor Jesters Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

Banana Arcade Game

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Do you have a plan B if you can't find work as a frivolous suit litigator?'

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'