Outdoor Jest Gifts

Hunters wait in bushes near sign: The Buck Stops Here.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I fart more than that!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I love your work!"

"Must get a longer cable."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Apple harvest."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Best to keep downwind.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

The Rural Bidet...

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.