Forest Jesters Gifts

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

The Apis Dance Studio

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

Turkey Hostage.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Banana Arcade Game

Coast to coast walk.

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'Off with their heads.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

'The weather was much too rotten to go to work.'

"Of course he hasn't left you anything, you've been a very naughty boy "