Road-trip Joker Gifts

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Distance to horizon varies.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Desert Roundabout

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Very drunk professional cyclist

Get ready ... Get set ...

Honk if you're holy.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Road work next 15 years.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Farts.

"You heading south again this summer?"

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

?50 speed sign

GPS flag in road

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."