Transportation Joker Gifts

Traffic Island

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It's my helper trout!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Vampire on a plane

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'How about a nice saloon?'

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Airbnb?"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

How do fish get to work?

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Tedium Tours.

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'

"The only reason I would take my husband to Paris would be to hide the body."