Transportation Joker Gifts

Traffic Island

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It's my helper trout!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Vampire on a plane

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Distance to horizon varies.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

How do fish get to work?

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Tedium Tours.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

Knight in the Elevator

'This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence. Cabin staff will re-fill the litter trays shortly.'