Automobile Joker Gifts

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

How do fish get to work?

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

A clown & his clone.

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Psych!'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face