Car Care Joker Gifts

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Balding gnomes

'How about a nice saloon?'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

Wild Window Washers

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'Hope that Medicare will kick in to help with my developing headache pain!'

"Fluffy will be giving you rour CAT scan."

"I believe I told you quite clearly not to let his stitches get wet."

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'The doctors say I'll soon be back on my feet.'

'Your heart's in great shape, but I'd recommend transplanting all of your other body parts.'

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'Tell the doctor to take his time -- I'm feeling better already.'