Car Journey Joker Gifts

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Vampire on a plane

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'How about a nice saloon?'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Desert Roundabout

"Are we there yet?"

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

How do fish get to work?

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Backseat driver...'

The bus home.

Tedium Tours.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

No petting in the pool!

'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'