Automobile Joker Pillows

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

How do fish get to work?

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

Reboot Me.

'Psych!'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face