Traffic Joker Gifts

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It's my helper trout!"

The Forever Stamp

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Desert Roundabout

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Traffic Jam

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers