Traffic Jam Jokester Gifts

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."