Traffic Jam Jokesters Gifts

Desert Traffic

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Expect delays.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'