Traffic Jam Comedian Gifts

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Slow Heroes

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

'I've solved my parking problem... I've bought a parked car!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Move to Arizona.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'