Traffic Jam Artist Gifts

Electronic billboards.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Trouble parking in Brighton

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Desert Island Roundabout

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Supermarket Traffic