Traffic Jam Humorist Gifts

Alabama Traffic Jam

"This is terrible!"

Two Bunnies Per Green. 'These lanes are moving right along!'

"We should have an easy trip - I've just phoned in to the local radio travel line an told them traffic is at a stand-still here!"

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

Stampede?

Lane Closures Happen

Electric vehicle traffic jam.

Car island.

Traffic delays into Saturn.

'I'm stuck in traffic at the moment.'

Rat Race in Bath

"Gonzalez? Are you related to Cathy Gonzalez? She's my second cousin!"

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"