Traffic Comedist Gifts

Pedestrian Corridor

Laughing Zone Ahead

Push for Disco...

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Toad roadkill.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Snail Crossing.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane