Traffic Tale Comedians Gifts

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Snail Crossing.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.