Traffic Jam Comedians Gifts

2014 Models. Sedans. SUVs. What kind of mileage does it get stuck in traffic?

Mobile phones and driving

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.