Traffic Jam Humorist Pillows

Alabama Traffic Jam

"This is terrible!"

Two Bunnies Per Green. 'These lanes are moving right along!'

"We should have an easy trip - I've just phoned in to the local radio travel line an told them traffic is at a stand-still here!"

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

Stampede?

Lane Closures Happen

Electric vehicle traffic jam.

Car island.

Traffic delays into Saturn.

'I'm stuck in traffic at the moment.'

Rat Race in Bath

"Gonzalez? Are you related to Cathy Gonzalez? She's my second cousin!"

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'