Traffic Jam Jokester Pillows

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'