Traffic Jokers Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Traffic Jam

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'