Traffic Tricksters Pillows

Behind the 8 Ball

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

Late BroomStick

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Snowman Magic

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Men Working Since 1931

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Supermarket Jam.

'High Five!'

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.