Traffic Tricksters Pillows

Behind the 8 Ball

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

Late BroomStick

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Snowman Magic

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Men Working Since 1931

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'