Traffic Evaders Pillows

I hitched to work...and left early to avoid the traffic.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

The Daily Commute

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Men Working Since 1931

"This is the worst parade ever."

Road signs.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish