Traffic Evaders Gifts

I hitched to work...and left early to avoid the traffic.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

The Daily Commute

"Is there a problem officer?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Men Working Since 1931

"This is the worst parade ever."

Road signs.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.