Traffic Tamers Gifts

Men Working Since 1931

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Road Rage Highway

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Supermarket Jam.

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

Roustabout.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Lollipop Lady.

Officials are stumped when the city is brought to a standstill by a mysterious pandemic.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Time manager'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Car traffic.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

To-Do List Chaos