Technology Tamers Gifts

'Turn that damn phone off!'

"My cell phone's grounded."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Babies

'Storm'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Time manager'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."