Tech Tamers Gifts

"My phone is busted...whoa! Has the sky always been blue?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Toys in the DVD Player.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Babies

'Storm'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

The First Supper

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him